i was just thinking and all these memories came whizzing through my brain...im a bit of a nerd


"Well, Cheryl if you're not bi-polar then you AT LEAST have to have some sort of emotional disorder."
-Nathan

"Where's that heavy-set red head that works here?"
-Sandy

"Don't worry Cheryl, she just called you heavy-set cuz she's jealous you have all of your teeth."
-Nathan

"Can i get this or are you gonna FUCK me again?"
-crazy drunk guy with his fly down

"Cheryl, stop doing work, you make us feel bad. Now sit down and watch Family Guy with us."
-Tyler and Brad

"Can someone lock me in the drop box so I can scare people when they try to return movies?"
-Brad

"Cheryl, he doesn't REALLY wanna go on a date with you, he's just being nice so he doesn't hurt your feelings."
-Robin

"No you can't have Valentine's Day off. C'mon, Cheryl, you don't REALLY have anything to do that day anyway."
-Robin

ahhh there's plenty more where that came from.